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1) An 8 to 5 is:

a) 825
b) working hours
c) Number of steps between 5 yards
d) Number of people between 5 yards
e) reduction in rank numbers

2) A trumpet player blares in your ear, you:

a) Ignore him
b) Hit him
c) Go deaf
d) Hold your ears
e) b, c, &d

3)A band leaves with 6 buses. Two of them take a wrong turn, one gets pulled over for DWI, another collides with a dozen bike riders, and one ends up in Cleveland at Shebee's. How many make it to the Rubber Bowl?

a) 1
b) 2
c) 3
d) 4.5
e) 5
f) none , must explain answer

4) FP, stands for:

a) Fun Person
b) Fat Person
c) Frivilous Piccilo
d) Dumb Trombone player

5) In badmitten, you use a:

a) tennis ball
b) birdie
c) baseball
d) hockey puck
e) Football

6) Which Band is awesome:

a) Ohio State
b) Univeristy of Iowa
c) Univeristy of Akron
d) Shadyside Mental Institution

1)

a) 825 is just another number like you
b) who stops working at 5?
c) Good you got your act together
d) Kind of Crowded huh?
e) 8 - x = 5

2)

a) you moron, how can ignore something so obnoxious?
b,c,d,e) Yeah, I'll do all of these...

3)

a) 1 could be right

4)

a) maybe
b) maybe
c) no way
d) a good possibility

5)

e) Football, of course...

6)

a) ha ha ha ha
b) only place for Akron to get grad. ass.'s
c) could be
d) could play better than the woodwinds....