ODE to a DRUM MAJOR
10/13/83

(sung to "Whistle while you Work")

Is your whistle going to work?
Will you feel like a big jerk?
We will not know 'til it's time to go,
If your whistle's going to work.

We really trust in you,
But what are we to do?
' Cause our greatest fear, Is not to hear
That whistle Loud and CLEAR...

Let's make this one point strong,
Your whistle can't be wrong;
So please don't fail, or we'll look like hail,
and chield must start the song...